An exuberant command for that tricky predicament of needing someone’s response before you can go forward—but you’re damn sure not going backward. When Lover Boy George inadvertently Kramer’s his way into having not one but two girlfriends—because he can’t bear to break up with the one, Moira, to exclusively date the Newfound Other—he finds himself… Continue reading “Turn your key, Moira!”
Tag: Kramer
“You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say, ‘Enjoy the show.'”
(a note to readers and newcomers) You know the episode. Kramer and Newman reverse the peepholes on their apartment doors so they can, in the K-man's words, "see if anyone is waiting to jack us with a sock full of pennies!"* It's Kramer's reply to Jerry's reaction to this hilarious home improvement though, here above,… Continue reading “You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say, ‘Enjoy the show.'”
“I don’t even really work here!”
(a Seinfeld-in-culture note in advance of more Seinfeld-isms to come, very soon...) Returning here after more than two years--after I went bye-bye in 2013, after saying Helloooo!--I was tempted toward a good George-ism to capture the moment. Maybe the simple, ebullient "I'm back, baby!" Or the subversive, Eeyore-ish voicemail he once left Jerry, "Hey, it's George... Pfft. I've… Continue reading “I don’t even really work here!”
“Hellooooo!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life" --now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“Well, this has all been one big tease!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life" --now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“Chinese food!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life" --now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
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