“You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say, ‘Enjoy the show.'”

(a note to readers and newcomers) You know the episode. Kramer and Newman reverse the peepholes on their apartment doors so they can, in the K-man's words, "see if anyone is waiting to jack us with a sock full of pennies!"* It's Kramer's reply to Jerry's reaction to this hilarious home improvement though, here above,… Continue reading “You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say, ‘Enjoy the show.'”

“I never met a man who knew so much about nothing.”

(another Seinfeld-in-culture note before you read on to the latest Seinfeld-isms below) Jerry was flying first class and living it up (while Elaine suffered in coach) when this line came his way. His seatmate was marveling at a comment he'd just made about the fudge sundae they were eating ("They got the fudge on the bottom. You see? That enables… Continue reading “I never met a man who knew so much about nothing.”

“Blow it off. Remember ‘Poli-Sci’?”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life" --now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!