An exuberant command for that tricky predicament of needing someone’s response before you can go forward—but you’re damn sure not going backward. When Lover Boy George inadvertently Kramer’s his way into having not one but two girlfriends—because he can’t bear to break up with the one, Moira, to exclusively date the Newfound Other—he finds himself… Continue reading “Turn your key, Moira!”
Tag: George
“You don’t think I can put asses in the seats?”
A snarky question to answer those who don't think you can step up to the challenge--your answer here being, in so many words, You might want to stand back. Elaine happened to overhear Jerry and George hatching a plan to find a woman to flash some cleavage at their TV show boss--to trap him in… Continue reading “You don’t think I can put asses in the seats?”
“You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say, ‘Enjoy the show.'”
(a note to readers and newcomers) You know the episode. Kramer and Newman reverse the peepholes on their apartment doors so they can, in the K-man's words, "see if anyone is waiting to jack us with a sock full of pennies!"* It's Kramer's reply to Jerry's reaction to this hilarious home improvement though, here above,… Continue reading “You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say, ‘Enjoy the show.'”
“I don’t see architecture coming from you.”
(a Seinfeld-in-culture note before getting on with some more original Seinfeld-isms very soon) I don’t see Seinfeld coming out of our lives. And not because Netflix just shelled out $425 million to be the one to continue airing the smash show 20 years past its prime-time end. I say that because of the media-saturated 30th… Continue reading “I don’t see architecture coming from you.”
“Maybe the dingo ate your baby.”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life" --now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“I think Poppie’s got some problems.”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life" --now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
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