“I don’t know what your parents did to you.”

(another Seinfeld-in-culture note to readers before you read on to more Seinfeld-isms below) Elaine delivered the above line into George's neurotic implosion over a date gone wrong ("She wants me to like her, if she likes me. But she doesn't like me!"). Parents magazine delivered a Seinfeld line in a sidebar story in their August issue (p. 116) for… Continue reading “I don’t know what your parents did to you.”

“Chinese food!”

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“You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds.”

A snappy observation to use when someone you know is asked to do something, and they could be moving a little quicker. They could use a little motivation. So you decide to give them some. Setting up his son George with a job interview with a bra salesman, Frank Costanza told him that he should know… Continue reading “You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds.”

“Serenity now!”

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“…there’s not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!