“Chinese food!”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life" --now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!

“I’m the wiz! And nobody beats me!”

A carnival-barker shout-out to clarify for those around you that you are in fact full of yourself. Because being someone you're not is hypocrisy...and you're not going to be one of those people who's full of it. Elaine's new boyfriend had this attractive twinkle in his eye that she couldn't explain--until a channel-flipping Jerry discovered… Continue reading “I’m the wiz! And nobody beats me!”