(a Seinfeld-in-culture note in advance of more Seinfeld-isms to come, very soon...) Returning here after more than two years--after I went bye-bye in 2013, after saying Helloooo!--I was tempted toward a good George-ism to capture the moment. Maybe the simple, ebullient "I'm back, baby!" Or the subversive, Eeyore-ish voicemail he once left Jerry, "Hey, it's George... Pfft. I've… Continue reading “I don’t even really work here!”
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“I’m gonna read a book. From beginning to end. In that order.”
(another Seinfeld-in-culture note to readers before you read on to more Seinfeld-isms below) It was one of George's aims, the above comment, in the "summer of George." We're not exactly sure where George stood when it came to books. In one episode, he was collecting them like an avid reader. In another, he was foregoing a… Continue reading “I’m gonna read a book. From beginning to end. In that order.”
“Hi-lar-ious.”
A smarmy comeback to use when certain people in your life crack a joke at your expense, and you can't let them think it was funny--even if it was funny. Newman entered archnemesis Jerry's apartment with Kramer, who asked to borrow Jerry's pliers. "What, did Newman get another Army man stuck in his ear?" Jerry remarked.… Continue reading “Hi-lar-ious.”
“They’re the worst.”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“Vile weed!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
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