A snarky question to answer those who don't think you can step up to the challenge--your answer here being, in so many words, You might want to stand back. Elaine happened to overhear Jerry and George hatching a plan to find a woman to flash some cleavage at their TV show boss--to trap him in… Continue reading “You don’t think I can put asses in the seats?”
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“I’m gonna read a book. From beginning to end. In that order.”
(another Seinfeld-in-culture note to readers before you read on to more Seinfeld-isms below) It was one of George's aims, the above comment, in the "summer of George." We're not exactly sure where George stood when it came to books. In one episode, he was collecting them like an avid reader. In another, he was foregoing a… Continue reading “I’m gonna read a book. From beginning to end. In that order.”
“Chinese food!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life" --now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“What’s to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, and 20,000 losers.”
(another Seinfeld-in-culture note to readers before you read on to more Seinfeld-isms below) Jerry was referring to the New York Marathon in the above comment to George and others at a party overlooking the race, in the episode "The Apartment." The snarky attitude toward competitive races was essentially his and Seinfeld co-creator Larry David's attitude toward the competition… Continue reading “What’s to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, and 20,000 losers.”
“You call yourself a lifesaver. I call you Pimple Popper M.D.!”
(another Seinfeld-in-our-culture note to readers before you read on to more Seinfeld-isms, below) The line might as well be a classic--Jerry taking the opportunity to go to dinner with his dermatologist girlfriend and, as George put it, "put that aloe pusher in her place." Speaking of classics: three years ago this month, Entertainment Weekly dropped their grand… Continue reading “You call yourself a lifesaver. I call you Pimple Popper M.D.!”
“Musicians. Get a real job.”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
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