An exuberant command for that tricky predicament of needing someone’s response before you can go forward—but you’re damn sure not going backward. When Lover Boy George inadvertently Kramer’s his way into having not one but two girlfriends—because he can’t bear to break up with the one, Moira, to exclusively date the Newfound Other—he finds himself… Continue reading “Turn your key, Moira!”
“You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say, ‘Enjoy the show.'”
(a note to readers and newcomers) You know the episode. Kramer and Newman reverse the peepholes on their apartment doors so they can, in the K-man's words, "see if anyone is waiting to jack us with a sock full of pennies!"* It's Kramer's reply to Jerry's reaction to this hilarious home improvement though, here above,… Continue reading “You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say, ‘Enjoy the show.'”
“You don’t think I can put asses in the seats?”
A snarky question to answer those who don't think you can step up to the challenge--your answer here being, in so many words, You might want to stand back. Elaine happened to overhear Jerry and George hatching a plan to find a woman to flash some cleavage at their TV show boss--to trap him in… Continue reading “You don’t think I can put asses in the seats?”
“And you’re still dating him? I’ll tell you who sounds a little ‘desperado.'”
(a Seinfeld-in-culture note) They're too compelling. Just like the legendary Eagles ditty "Desperado" moved Elaine's Karl-Farbman-furniture snob beau Brett to shush her whenever it came on ("After the song, babe"...and the above line was Jerry's reaction to hearing Elaine gushing about it*), the Sein-lines that keep serenading the airwaves of our everyday lives are too… Continue reading “And you’re still dating him? I’ll tell you who sounds a little ‘desperado.'”
“I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m LLLOVIN’ every minute of it!!”
(the ultimate update on Seinfeld-ism the book now on Amazon in paperback as well as ebook!) Only a thin layer of gabardine--I mean, Amazon--stands between you and this decade-in-the-making little tome*, one of the best survival guides you might ever lay hands on in this life. Sure, there's that riveting one about surviving a shark… Continue reading “I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m LLLOVIN’ every minute of it!!”
“Good luck with alll that.”
(the final Seinfeld-in-culture note before Seinfeld-ism the book is published!) In "The Serenity Now," what is doubtless one of the top ten--maybe five--most famous episodes in the Greatest (TV Sitcom) Show on Earth, George seizes a rare moment to dump all of his "darkest fears" and "everything [he's] capable of" on his good friend Jerry...whose… Continue reading “Good luck with alll that.”
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