A snarky question to answer those who don't think you can step up to the challenge--your answer here being, in so many words, You might want to stand back. Elaine happened to overhear Jerry and George hatching a plan to find a woman to flash some cleavage at their TV show boss--to trap him in… Continue reading “You don’t think I can put asses in the seats?”
Category: The Questions
Self-explanatory. Tone or subject matter can elevate a question into a comeback (“You saying you want a piece of me?”).
“Happy, Pappy?”
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“Why don’t you just give up?”
A prickly question to use on those who are so full of themselves--over their own potential--they're practically bursting. And you're happy to expand their horizons. Before Jerry and Kramer bumped into Sally, an aspiring actress friend of Jerry's, as she approached them on the sidewalk, Jerry told Kramer, "She should just give up" (on acting).… Continue reading “Why don’t you just give up?”
“Is there a pinkish hue?”
A rhetorical question to ask anyone who admits they're seeking someone without flaws, someone who really stands out. Yeah, you say. And you blend. Jerry offered to set George up with a friend of Elaine's, which set George to politely grilling Jerry about this woman--his questions revealing a wish list that no woman short of… Continue reading “Is there a pinkish hue?”
“Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?”
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“How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?”
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