A snarky question to answer those who don't think you can step up to the challenge--your answer here being, in so many words, You might want to stand back. Elaine happened to overhear Jerry and George hatching a plan to find a woman to flash some cleavage at their TV show boss--to trap him in… Continue reading “You don’t think I can put asses in the seats?”
Category: The Challenges
Observations or comebacks with an edge–demanding action from the recipient (if they dare).
“Blow it off. Remember ‘Poli-Sci’?”
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“You be nice!”
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“High five… Don’t leave me hanging.”
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“Now what does the little man inside you say?”
A spirited challenge to extend to someone seeking a voice of sanity, of knowledge, of reason. And you know just the voice. Yours. Wanting his ex-girlfriend back, George pined to Jerry about what he should do. Should I call her? George then asked of Kramer, who'd just walked in--and, with this line, jumped right in.… Continue reading “Now what does the little man inside you say?”
“Cheese, George. Cheeeese!”
A zesty challenge for enticing someone to fall for something they love--because you can (and you know they will). George's love of cheese compelled Jerry to tell George how disturbing the George-cheese relationship was. So when Jerry disturbed George to get him out of a board meeting and George said he couldn't--sighing like a man under… Continue reading “Cheese, George. Cheeeese!”
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