A buoyant observation to make when someone or something moves you forward several spaces in the game of Life, and that just makes you feel like high-five-ing yourself. Sitting on the couch in front of the TV one night, Jerry and Elaine shifted from gabbing about random things to strategizing about how they might hit the… Continue reading “Well, now we’re gettin’ somewhere!”
Author: DB
Family man. Foo fan. Everlong writer (who yet remains in disbelief that the NYT approved my blog). Soon to be novelist.
“Khaaaaan!”
A window-shaking shout-out for those times when you know you can't arrange for someone who screwed you over to die a fiery death in a starship explosion...but it sure is cathartic to think about for a moment. At the graveside of George's fiancee, Susan Ross, Jerry stood nearby with Mr. and Mrs. Ross (while George "mourned"). "She's not really dead," Jerry told Susan's… Continue reading “Khaaaaan!”
“Serenity now!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“…there’s not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“How about—it sucked.”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“Hi-lar-ious.”
A smarmy comeback to use when certain people in your life crack a joke at your expense, and you can't let them think it was funny--even if it was funny. Newman entered archnemesis Jerry's apartment with Kramer, who asked to borrow Jerry's pliers. "What, did Newman get another Army man stuck in his ear?" Jerry remarked.… Continue reading “Hi-lar-ious.”
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