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Tag: Susan Ross
“Khaaaaan!”
A window-shaking shout-out for those times when you know you can't arrange for someone who screwed you over to die a fiery death in a starship explosion...but it sure is cathartic to think about for a moment. At the graveside of George's fiancee, Susan Ross, Jerry stood nearby with Mr. and Mrs. Ross (while George "mourned"). "She's not really dead," Jerry told Susan's… Continue reading “Khaaaaan!”
“Something’s missing alright.”
An under-the-breath observation to make when confronted with someone who doesn’t understand why the pieces of the puzzle before them don’t fit. But you understand. When George’s parents joined him and his fiancee, Susan Ross, for dinner with Susan’s parents, the cornish game hen they were eating set Mr. Costanza to pondering aloud which bird—the… Continue reading “Something’s missing alright.”
“George is gettin’ upset!”
A self-explanatory observation for those times when circumstances cause you to talk in an abnormal way—referring to yourself in the third person, for example. When George’s good friend Elaine struck up a friendship with his girlfriend Susan, George’s worlds collided. Hapless, he could only watch. Speechless he was not, however, and one of George’s replies… Continue reading “George is gettin’ upset!”
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