“But I don’t want to be a pirate!”

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“That’s not sweetening the deal.”

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“That’s kooky talk.”

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“How about—it sucked.”

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“Hi-lar-ious.”

A smarmy comeback to use when certain people in your life crack a joke at your expense, and you can't let them think it was funny--even if it was funny. Newman entered archnemesis Jerry's apartment with Kramer, who asked to borrow Jerry's pliers. "What, did Newman get another Army man stuck in his ear?" Jerry remarked.… Continue reading “Hi-lar-ious.”