“I don’t see architecture coming from you.”

(a Seinfeld-in-culture note before getting on with some more original Seinfeld-isms very soon) I don’t see Seinfeld coming out of our lives. And not because Netflix just shelled out $425 million to be the one to continue airing the smash show 20 years past its prime-time end. I say that because of the media-saturated 30th… Continue reading “I don’t see architecture coming from you.”

“I had to take a sick day, I’m so sick of these people.”

(another Seinfeld-in-culture note to readers before you read on to the latest Seinfeld-ism, below) Like most people, Elaine loved her work and hated her work, the latter evidenced by the above comment she made to Jerry (in the episode "The Frogger") after a particularly hard day. The difficulty? Co-workers pushing cake on her as they… Continue reading “I had to take a sick day, I’m so sick of these people.”

“If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!

“Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza…George is dead. Call me back.”

A provocative challenge to leave on someone's voicemail when you want to get their attention--even if what you have to say is not that important. When George discovered that accidentally locking his keys in his car in a primo parking place at work made him look like the primo employee--first in, last out--he took off… Continue reading “Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza…George is dead. Call me back.”