A yuletide observation for making something down-to-earth sound out-of-this-world. Not because it's actually miraculous (it might even be ridiculous) but because 'tis the season. On hearing that George's father, Frank, had invented a holiday alternative for those on the outs with Christmas--a "Festivus for the rest of us"--Kramer was in. When an unlikely host of… Continue reading “It’s a Festivus miracle!”
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“Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza…George is dead. Call me back.”
A provocative challenge to leave on someone's voicemail when you want to get their attention--even if what you have to say is not that important. When George discovered that accidentally locking his keys in his car in a primo parking place at work made him look like the primo employee--first in, last out--he took off… Continue reading “Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza…George is dead. Call me back.”
“Serenity now!”
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“…there’s not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!”
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“Something’s missing alright.”
An under-the-breath observation to make when confronted with someone who doesn’t understand why the pieces of the puzzle before them don’t fit. But you understand. When George’s parents joined him and his fiancee, Susan Ross, for dinner with Susan’s parents, the cornish game hen they were eating set Mr. Costanza to pondering aloud which bird—the… Continue reading “Something’s missing alright.”
“You saying you want a piece of me?”
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