“Hellooooo!”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life" --now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!

“I never met a man who knew so much about nothing.”

(another Seinfeld-in-culture note before you read on to the latest Seinfeld-isms below) Jerry was flying first class and living it up (while Elaine suffered in coach) when this line came his way. His seatmate was marveling at a comment he'd just made about the fudge sundae they were eating ("They got the fudge on the bottom. You see? That enables… Continue reading “I never met a man who knew so much about nothing.”

“I don’t know what your parents did to you.”

(another Seinfeld-in-culture note to readers before you read on to more Seinfeld-isms below) Elaine delivered the above line into George's neurotic implosion over a date gone wrong ("She wants me to like her, if she likes me. But she doesn't like me!"). Parents magazine delivered a Seinfeld line in a sidebar story in their August issue (p. 116) for… Continue reading “I don’t know what your parents did to you.”

“I had to take a sick day, I’m so sick of these people.”

(another Seinfeld-in-culture note to readers before you read on to the latest Seinfeld-ism, below) Like most people, Elaine loved her work and hated her work, the latter evidenced by the above comment she made to Jerry (in the episode "The Frogger") after a particularly hard day. The difficulty? Co-workers pushing cake on her as they… Continue reading “I had to take a sick day, I’m so sick of these people.”

“High five… Don’t leave me hanging.”

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“Musicians. Get a real job.”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!