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Tag: Kramer
“Hi-lar-ious.”
A smarmy comeback to use when certain people in your life crack a joke at your expense, and you can't let them think it was funny--even if it was funny. Newman entered archnemesis Jerry's apartment with Kramer, who asked to borrow Jerry's pliers. "What, did Newman get another Army man stuck in his ear?" Jerry remarked.… Continue reading “Hi-lar-ious.”
“You’re a great guy. I love you, but you’re a pod.”
A back-slapping shout-out to use on those people in your life who look like human beings, act like human beings, but every time they open their mouths it becomes clearer that they're from another planet. Thanks to Jerry, Elaine landed the chance to rent an apartment in his building--a gesture he soon regretted when he… Continue reading “You’re a great guy. I love you, but you’re a pod.”
“Is it alright if I go to the bathroom now?!”
An illustrative observation to use on married couples who've taken the “We’re two people who’ve become one” so far that they need to be taken to school on a few subjects—like biology. Jerry and George made a pact to grow up, which included getting married: George would look up a former flame who still dazzled him;… Continue reading “Is it alright if I go to the bathroom now?!”
“That seems about right.”
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“Rusty!”
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