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“Happy, Pappy?”
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“You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds.”
A snappy observation to use when someone you know is asked to do something, and they could be moving a little quicker. They could use a little motivation. So you decide to give them some. Setting up his son George with a job interview with a bra salesman, Frank Costanza told him that he should know… Continue reading “You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds.”
“He’s bebopping and scatting…!”
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“It’s a Festivus miracle!”
A yuletide observation for making something down-to-earth sound out-of-this-world. Not because it's actually miraculous (it might even be ridiculous) but because 'tis the season. On hearing that George's father, Frank, had invented a holiday alternative for those on the outs with Christmas--a "Festivus for the rest of us"--Kramer was in. When an unlikely host of… Continue reading “It’s a Festivus miracle!”
“Is there a pinkish hue?”
A rhetorical question to ask anyone who admits they're seeking someone without flaws, someone who really stands out. Yeah, you say. And you blend. Jerry offered to set George up with a friend of Elaine's, which set George to politely grilling Jerry about this woman--his questions revealing a wish list that no woman short of… Continue reading “Is there a pinkish hue?”
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