A scolding observation to let someone know they made a wrong choice...but the bigger wrong would be for you to not do anything about it. George's depression over losing his hair finally ended in his gaining a toupee--and dividing his friends in their reaction. Kramer approved; Jerry demurred. Elaine decided to take the matter into… Continue reading “I don’t like this thing! And here’s what I’m doing with it!”
Tag: friendship
“Cheese, George. Cheeeese!”
A zesty challenge for enticing someone to fall for something they love--because you can (and you know they will). George's love of cheese compelled Jerry to tell George how disturbing the George-cheese relationship was. So when Jerry disturbed George to get him out of a board meeting and George said he couldn't--sighing like a man under… Continue reading “Cheese, George. Cheeeese!”
“Hi-lar-ious.”
A smarmy comeback to use when certain people in your life crack a joke at your expense, and you can't let them think it was funny--even if it was funny. Newman entered archnemesis Jerry's apartment with Kramer, who asked to borrow Jerry's pliers. "What, did Newman get another Army man stuck in his ear?" Jerry remarked.… Continue reading “Hi-lar-ious.”
“George is gettin’ upset!”
A self-explanatory observation for those times when circumstances cause you to talk in an abnormal way—referring to yourself in the third person, for example. When George’s good friend Elaine struck up a friendship with his girlfriend Susan, George’s worlds collided. Hapless, he could only watch. Speechless he was not, however, and one of George’s replies… Continue reading “George is gettin’ upset!”
“Thin ice, George, very thin ice.”
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“The fabric of society is very complex, George.”
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