“I don’t even really work here!”

(a Seinfeld-in-culture note in advance of more Seinfeld-isms to come, very soon...) Returning here after more than two years--after I went bye-bye in 2013, after saying Helloooo!--I was tempted toward a good George-ism to capture the moment. Maybe the simple, ebullient "I'm back, baby!" Or the subversive, Eeyore-ish voicemail he once left Jerry, "Hey, it's George... Pfft. I've… Continue reading “I don’t even really work here!”

“Hire this man!”

(a note to readers before you read on to more Seinfeld-isms, below) "...we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduce them to a laughingstock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!" Those were George's final words in his doing-the-opposite-of-his-instincts harangue of his new boss, George Steinbrenner, in the episode "The Opposite" (which we drew… Continue reading “Hire this man!”

“Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza…George is dead. Call me back.”

A provocative challenge to leave on someone's voicemail when you want to get their attention--even if what you have to say is not that important. When George discovered that accidentally locking his keys in his car in a primo parking place at work made him look like the primo employee--first in, last out--he took off… Continue reading “Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza…George is dead. Call me back.”