A carnival-barker shout-out to clarify for those around you that you are in fact full of yourself. Because being someone you're not is hypocrisy...and you're not going to be one of those people who's full of it. Elaine's new boyfriend had this attractive twinkle in his eye that she couldn't explain--until a channel-flipping Jerry discovered… Continue reading “I’m the wiz! And nobody beats me!”
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“Is there a pinkish hue?”
A rhetorical question to ask anyone who admits they're seeking someone without flaws, someone who really stands out. Yeah, you say. And you blend. Jerry offered to set George up with a friend of Elaine's, which set George to politely grilling Jerry about this woman--his questions revealing a wish list that no woman short of… Continue reading “Is there a pinkish hue?”
“That’s not sweetening the deal.”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“I don’t like this thing! And here’s what I’m doing with it!”
A scolding observation to let someone know they made a wrong choice...but the bigger wrong would be for you to not do anything about it. George's depression over losing his hair finally ended in his gaining a toupee--and dividing his friends in their reaction. Kramer approved; Jerry demurred. Elaine decided to take the matter into… Continue reading “I don’t like this thing! And here’s what I’m doing with it!”
“Giddy-up!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up indeed!
“Now what does the little man inside you say?”
A spirited challenge to extend to someone seeking a voice of sanity, of knowledge, of reason. And you know just the voice. Yours. Wanting his ex-girlfriend back, George pined to Jerry about what he should do. Should I call her? George then asked of Kramer, who'd just walked in--and, with this line, jumped right in.… Continue reading “Now what does the little man inside you say?”
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