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Category: The Observations
Informative or insightful comments. Tone or timing can turn an observation into a challenge, a comeback, or a put-down.
“Well, now we’re gettin’ somewhere!”
A buoyant observation to make when someone or something moves you forward several spaces in the game of Life, and that just makes you feel like high-five-ing yourself. Sitting on the couch in front of the TV one night, Jerry and Elaine shifted from gabbing about random things to strategizing about how they might hit the… Continue reading “Well, now we’re gettin’ somewhere!”
“Something’s missing alright.”
An under-the-breath observation to make when confronted with someone who doesn’t understand why the pieces of the puzzle before them don’t fit. But you understand. When George’s parents joined him and his fiancee, Susan Ross, for dinner with Susan’s parents, the cornish game hen they were eating set Mr. Costanza to pondering aloud which bird—the… Continue reading “Something’s missing alright.”
“Is it alright if I go to the bathroom now?!”
An illustrative observation to use on married couples who've taken the “We’re two people who’ve become one” so far that they need to be taken to school on a few subjects—like biology. Jerry and George made a pact to grow up, which included getting married: George would look up a former flame who still dazzled him;… Continue reading “Is it alright if I go to the bathroom now?!”
“That seems about right.”
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“You’re Schmoopie!”
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