“These pretzels are making me thirsty.”

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“You are the doofus.”

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“It’s gonna be rough.”

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“Well, now we’re gettin’ somewhere!”

A buoyant observation to make when someone or something moves you forward several spaces in the game of Life, and that just makes you feel like high-five-ing yourself. Sitting on the couch in front of the TV one night, Jerry and Elaine shifted from gabbing about random things to strategizing about how they might hit the… Continue reading “Well, now we’re gettin’ somewhere!”

“How about—it sucked.”

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“You’re a great guy. I love you, but you’re a pod.”

A back-slapping shout-out to use on those people in your life who look like human beings, act like human beings, but every time they open their mouths it becomes clearer that they're from another planet. Thanks to Jerry, Elaine landed the chance to rent an apartment in his building--a gesture he soon regretted when he… Continue reading “You’re a great guy. I love you, but you’re a pod.”