“Is there a pinkish hue?”

A rhetorical question to ask anyone who admits they're seeking someone without flaws, someone who really stands out. Yeah, you say. And you blend. Jerry offered to set George up with a friend of Elaine's, which set George to politely grilling Jerry about this woman--his questions revealing a wish list that no woman short of… Continue reading “Is there a pinkish hue?”

“You should just do it like a Band-Aid: one motion–right off!”

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“It’s gonna be rough.”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!

“Well, now we’re gettin’ somewhere!”

A buoyant observation to make when someone or something moves you forward several spaces in the game of Life, and that just makes you feel like high-five-ing yourself. Sitting on the couch in front of the TV one night, Jerry and Elaine shifted from gabbing about random things to strategizing about how they might hit the… Continue reading “Well, now we’re gettin’ somewhere!”

“You’re Schmoopie!”

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“Thin ice, George, very thin ice.”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!