“It’s a Festivus miracle!”

A yuletide observation for making something down-to-earth sound out-of-this-world. Not because it's actually miraculous (it might even be ridiculous) but because 'tis the season. On hearing that George's father, Frank, had invented a holiday alternative for those on the outs with Christmas--a "Festivus for the rest of us"--Kramer was in. When an unlikely host of… Continue reading “It’s a Festivus miracle!”

“I’m the wiz! And nobody beats me!”

A carnival-barker shout-out to clarify for those around you that you are in fact full of yourself. Because being someone you're not is hypocrisy...and you're not going to be one of those people who's full of it. Elaine's new boyfriend had this attractive twinkle in his eye that she couldn't explain--until a channel-flipping Jerry discovered… Continue reading “I’m the wiz! And nobody beats me!”

“Is there a pinkish hue?”

A rhetorical question to ask anyone who admits they're seeking someone without flaws, someone who really stands out. Yeah, you say. And you blend. Jerry offered to set George up with a friend of Elaine's, which set George to politely grilling Jerry about this woman--his questions revealing a wish list that no woman short of… Continue reading “Is there a pinkish hue?”

“That’s not sweetening the deal.”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!