A scolding observation to let someone know they made a wrong choice...but the bigger wrong would be for you to not do anything about it. George's depression over losing his hair finally ended in his gaining a toupee--and dividing his friends in their reaction. Kramer approved; Jerry demurred. Elaine decided to take the matter into… Continue reading “I don’t like this thing! And here’s what I’m doing with it!”
Month: November 2010
“Giddy-up!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up indeed!
“Now what does the little man inside you say?”
A spirited challenge to extend to someone seeking a voice of sanity, of knowledge, of reason. And you know just the voice. Yours. Wanting his ex-girlfriend back, George pined to Jerry about what he should do. Should I call her? George then asked of Kramer, who'd just walked in--and, with this line, jumped right in.… Continue reading “Now what does the little man inside you say?”
“Cheese, George. Cheeeese!”
A zesty challenge for enticing someone to fall for something they love--because you can (and you know they will). George's love of cheese compelled Jerry to tell George how disturbing the George-cheese relationship was. So when Jerry disturbed George to get him out of a board meeting and George said he couldn't--sighing like a man under… Continue reading “Cheese, George. Cheeeese!”
“Worlds are colliding!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
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