(A note to readers, before you read on...) Smirking, George dropped the above line on Jerry when Jerry pointed out that salmon swim against the current, while tuna swim with it--George's smirk coming from wanting to get on with the conversation at hand, not detour into trivial things. You might think that of what's below, mumbling George's… Continue reading “Good for the tuna.”
Month: October 2010
“Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza…George is dead. Call me back.”
A provocative challenge to leave on someone's voicemail when you want to get their attention--even if what you have to say is not that important. When George discovered that accidentally locking his keys in his car in a primo parking place at work made him look like the primo employee--first in, last out--he took off… Continue reading “Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza…George is dead. Call me back.”
“These pretzels are making me thirsty.”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“You should just do it like a Band-Aid: one motion–right off!”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
“You are the doofus.”
This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!
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