“You know, sometimes when I think you’re the shallowest man I’ve ever met, you manage to drain a little more out of the pool.”

This post has been moved permanently to the book–a “Seinfeld survival guide for life”–now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don’t miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don’t you? Giddy up!

This entry was posted on Monday, July 19th, 2010 at 12:46 pm and is filed under The Put-Downs. Tagged: Elaine, fake, female body part, Jerry, spectacular, The Implant. You can feed this entry. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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Thanks to Georgetown University law professor Mike Frisch for linking this–and actually quoting the Elaine line here–in an article he wrote for a legal blog in October last year (http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/legal_profession/2012/10/the-worst-hearing-committee-report-in-dc-bar-history.html)!

dlbj - January 8, 2013 at 9:36 pm

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