“But I don’t want to be a pirate!”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!

“Who is this? Uncle Leo?”

(A note to readers, before you read on to more Seinfeld-isms, below) Even when the name comes up indirectly, as in Jerry's mocking George over the phone here--it's funny. Hearing his name is funny because Uncle Leo was just plain funny, the actor himself as well as the words the writers put in his mouth. In honor… Continue reading “Who is this? Uncle Leo?”

“You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds.”

A snappy observation to use when someone you know is asked to do something, and they could be moving a little quicker. They could use a little motivation. So you decide to give them some. Setting up his son George with a job interview with a bra salesman, Frank Costanza told him that he should know… Continue reading “You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds.”