A decisive comeback to use on anyone who drops a tired expression into a conversation. When a trivial conversation sidetracked Jerry and Elaine from talking to George about his piano-playing girlfriend, George cut in with a Can we cut to the chase? "Cut to the chase?" Jerry mocked. "Who are you, Joe Hollywood?" George had an answer for… Continue reading “I would lose that.”
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“Is it alright if I go to the bathroom now?!”
An illustrative observation to use on married couples who've taken the “We’re two people who’ve become one” so far that they need to be taken to school on a few subjects—like biology. Jerry and George made a pact to grow up, which included getting married: George would look up a former flame who still dazzled him;… Continue reading “Is it alright if I go to the bathroom now?!”
“That seems about right.”
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“You’re Schmoopie!”
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“You know we’re LIVING in a SOCIETY…”
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“You’re quite breathtaking.”
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