“No soup for you!”

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“George is gettin’ upset!”

A self-explanatory observation for those times when circumstances cause you to talk in an abnormal way—referring to yourself in the third person, for example. When George’s good friend Elaine struck up a friendship with his girlfriend Susan, George’s worlds collided. Hapless, he could only watch. Speechless he was not, however, and one of George’s replies… Continue reading “George is gettin’ upset!”

“You know, sometimes when I think you’re the shallowest man I’ve ever met, you manage to drain a little more out of the pool.”

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“Thin ice, George, very thin ice.”

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“Boutros-Boutros ‘Golly.’”

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“You ve-dy, ve-dy bad man.”

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