“I would lose that.”

A decisive comeback to use on anyone who drops a tired expression into a conversation. When a trivial conversation sidetracked Jerry and Elaine from talking to George about his piano-playing girlfriend, George cut in with a Can we cut to the chase? "Cut to the chase?" Jerry mocked. "Who are you, Joe Hollywood?" George had an answer for… Continue reading “I would lose that.”

“We mustn’t disturb the delicate genius!”

A cutting comeback to make of those people you must deal with because they have a specialty (medicine, law, etc.), and they go and do something that reminds you they’re not that special. A pain in George’s arm led him to seek the medical attention of Elaine’s physical therapist friend, Wendy. When he missed an… Continue reading “We mustn’t disturb the delicate genius!”

“That seems about right.”

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“You’re Schmoopie!”

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“You saying you want a piece of me?”

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“You know we’re LIVING in a SOCIETY…”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!