A cutting comeback to make of those people you must deal with because they have a specialty (medicine, law, etc.), and they go and do something that reminds you they’re not that special. A pain in George’s arm led him to seek the medical attention of Elaine’s physical therapist friend, Wendy. When he missed an… Continue reading “We mustn’t disturb the delicate genius!”
Category: The Comebacks
Bold, sometimes critical replies. (Swiftness is optional, as George illustrated with “jerk store.”) Can be formed as a question.
“You’re Schmoopie!”
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“You better think again, mojumbo.”
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“Tell us more, Mr. Science.”
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“Well then I was WAAAY off!”
A boisterous comeback to use on those who come to you for advice then it backfires on them--and now they are looking at you, with flames in their eyes. Kramer did this to Elaine after she questioned her abilities as the newly crowned head of her clothing-catalog company. Kramer exhorted her and she ate it up,… Continue reading “Well then I was WAAAY off!”
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