“You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You’re telling the world ‘I give up.'”

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“Please, a little respect…for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!

“How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life" --now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!