“You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You’re telling the world ‘I give up.'”

This post has been moved permanently to the book--a "Seinfeld survival guide for life"--now out on Amazon in paperback and ebook, with all new, previously unpublished material! Don't miss it. You want to keep dominating the dojo, don't you? Giddy up!