“I never met a man who knew so much about nothing.”

(another Seinfeld-in-culture note before you read on to the latest Seinfeld-isms below) Jerry was flying first class and living it up (while Elaine suffered in coach) when this line came his way. His seatmate was marveling at a comment he'd just made about the fudge sundae they were eating ("They got the fudge on the bottom. You see? That enables… Continue reading “I never met a man who knew so much about nothing.”

“Is it alright if I go to the bathroom now?!”

An illustrative observation to use on married couples who've taken the “We’re two people who’ve become one” so far that they need to be taken to school on a few subjects—like biology. Jerry and George made a pact to grow up, which included getting married: George would look up a former flame who still dazzled him;… Continue reading “Is it alright if I go to the bathroom now?!”